Dave Bales
Another of my longstanding friend is
Dave Bales. The best way to describe him is the guy who was
kicked in the balls by life. He married a cute high school cheerleader
only to see her morph into a grotesque eating machine. There
are several good stories involving Bales. Dave attended UT while
I was at ETSU. Sadly he quit UT because his girlfriend at the
time started having sex with other men for crack. He actually
decided to kill her but Derrick talked him down. Dave is now
employed by the family business, he works at the car dealership
in town which bears his name. He is also now allegedly happily
married and has a child.