Pat in General

"I have, in my years upon years of posting on this and other forums, seen disturbing and all its vagaries epitomized on a daily, nay, hourly basis.  And until this dark day, I was of the firmly held belief that I could not be rattled--not by Van Nostron's sickening willingness to bed down WizzIE at every turn; not by Strangelove's perceptibly lacking St. Bonaventure education; not by RU's shattered life in the wake of questionable kicking performances; and not even by LRD's coprophilia.  But, I swear to all that is decent and holy that Perfect Pat's Blog (and occasional pics) dedicated to cataloging and documenting the heretofore unspeakable transgressions of Million and his ilk against decent society have shaken me to the core and redefined, to my horror, my understanding of the parameters of mankind's willingness to wallow in its own depravity. "
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Pat's Achievements

Offered Money for my sperm by a Lesbian couple.
Power Lifting Champion
Ordained Minister (You don't want to know).
Nine years in college (and I still have functioning brain cells).
Sexiest Man on the Web.
Genius Level IQ
TV Show Host
Won SECW Hardcore Title


Expect my achievements to eclipse most mortal men. 


After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be. . . ?

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Horn Broken Watch For Finger.

I think therefore I'm overqualified.

I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible Adult.

A maternally crazed Gorilla would come in handy right about now.

What part of my Brilliance don't you understand?

Can I go to prison for this?

Okay, I'm weird--- but I'm saving up to be eccentric.

Only the good die young? I'll be here forever!!!!!!

This guy's so conceited, he thinks he's as good as I am!

I'm clinging to sanity by a thread-- hand me the scissors, will ya?

Get your mind out of the gutter--and while you're there, get mine.

Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

I put the fun in Dysfunctional.