Ah how to begin
about Stevie? Stevie, sometimes known as Dancin' Stevie, is a good
friend that has many roles in the life of Pat. He is usually the
one that drives me places because I truly hate to drive. He is the
man who serves as my handler when I choice to have a few drinks.
He also happens to be the man with access to the nebulizer, a
device that respiratory patients use to take their breathing
medicine, I personally use it to breathe Tequila.
Stevie came in to my life through Big Kev. Kev handled all of my
handling at one point but decided to get married and move to
Kentucky. He was working with Stevie at the time and hand selected
him to train as my new handler.
Except for his refusal to shave me, Stevie has done an admirable
job handling me. He also happens to be the lust object of high
school girls everywhere. That may be the greatest power a
man can have and I envy him for it.
This is Stevie's
Take on how we first met:
What’s to
say? Well….I’m
Stephen and I have the fortune (or misfortune depending on who you
ask) of knowing Pat. Some
love him…some hate him…ALL know of him.
I cannot remember when I met him.
I guess like some traumatic things, I just blocked it all
out. I do recall
going to see the local basketball team play and sensing this
ominous presence nearby. I
guess that counts as a first impression.
I do have the dubious “honor” of being the current
“Pat-Handler”. Kevin
held the title before me but due to distance issues (Pat drove him
from the state) the torch was passed to me.
I’ve also been known as Pat-Valium due to the calming
effect I can (sometimes) have on the big guy.
What? YOU
think it’s so easy!? YOU
get a raging bull to quietly walk out of the china shop!!!
Where was I? Oh
yeah…So many people owe me there lives and don’t know it.
They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned….pissing
Pat off is worse. I’m
also the one you go through to get a message to Pat if you’re on
his “maim on site” list.
So if you see the infamous Pat in person…. I’m the tall
blonde guy nearby keeping him in check as best as anyone can.
More actually about ME later….
