Well, how do I go about explaining
this one. Joe and I as you know stayed up most of the night
about every night. This incident took place one of those nights.
Most people who know me have either two opinions about me. One
is hilarious and the other is a bit perverted............ okay
a lot perverted. ALL Right! I'm a social Deviant with a class
all my on. Now on to the story. One night Joe and I had settled
down to sleep in our respective beds. I had the bed on the ground
built into the wall, and Joe's bed was a good ten foot away
about five and a half foot high. Well as we settled down to
sleep Joe heard a noise as did I. The noise was hard to describe,
but well it sounded like someone was Masturbating. Joe was shocked
and horrified, he was thinking "My gosh Patrick your gonna
kill your self. The noise did sound like someone was really
exerting themselves. I on the other hand was thinking "Gosh
Joe, you could have waited till I went to sleep. The noise went
on for a few more seconds before Joe said in a stern voice,
"Patrick Are you Beating OFF!" I replied, "No
I thought you were." We both turned on our lights above
our beds at the same time really confused about the noise. Joe
gets up and tracks down the noise to the fast dripping sink.
Joe was really relieved that the sink was the cause. Thinking
before I was going to give myself a heart attack from the hard
(no pun intended) exertion of "Beating Off."