Mike Howard

Enter Mike Howard. Mike Howard was an unusual guy, with his gay side kick Gary.  He was from Johnson City where ETSU was located, but he stayed on campus to discover what debauchery could be had.  Mike's roommate was Dave Berens.  Dave would have me and Joe down to his room on occasion. While there I would help myself to say some of Mike's peanut butter........ Or I might help myself to  Mike's ohhhh drinking water, or other various food he had in his fridge. I'm a fat guy I like to eat. Mike would hang out and in general witness I'm sure the most eccentric behavior he had ever witnessed. He witnessed Joe doing the "tuck" from silence of the lambs. The fact Mike didn't completely disassociate from us after that told me he was an OK guy. Mike added his blend of dry satirical humor to the blend, and just fit right in with our strange group. 

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