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TTOS
Hmmmm this one is a little.... OK it borders
on the deviant, even by my standards. Me being the fun loving
guy I am I liked to aggravate Joe. One day while Joe was up in
his top bunk I was walking around with a Mrs. Buttersworth bottle
partially lodged up my ass. Yes this seemed like a good idea at
the time, and hey it was college it wasn't like I was in my right
mind. Joe kept berating me for doing that and throwing things
at me telling me to "STOP". After a few minutes of this
I threatened to climb Joe's bunk and touch him with the Mrs. Buttersworth
bottle. Joe thought he was safe since I was terrified of heights.
After a few minutes I took the challenge. I was going to climb
up the book shelves going up to Joe's bed. I got started and had
the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle in my hand. I needed both hands to
climb and without thinking I put the Mrs. Buttersworth bottle
in my mouth which now had a slightly browned lid. Joe stared in
disbelief, and then I realized what I HAD DONE. I had a very shocked
look on my face according to Joe. Joe just started hysterically
laughing. I had a look of "OOOOOOOOOO Gosh, this is disgusting
even for me". I ran over to the sink in our room and started
washing my mouth out of the.... tangy taste??? I stopped and had
an epiphany. That's when I leared that shit tasted tangy. Thus,
the initials TTOS for Tangy taste of shit. I think I put dish
washing liquid in my mouth at that point to get the taste out.
Joe must have laughed for 30 straight minutes. He had tears rolling
down his cheek. Well, of course after this I had to call Derrick.
He wasn't there so I left a message. "Hey Derrick I know
what shit tastes like. It's tangy." Derrick was less than
thrilled by this, and I'm pretty sure he beat me when I got home
that weekend. I then ran next door and got Al. I drug him over
and did a re-enactment much to Al's chagrin. I didn't put the
lid in my mouth this time though. Joe was in fetal position still
laughing when Al came over.
The fun never stops..... well, maybe fun is a strong word to use
here.
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