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Bowling For Dildo's
Well, now how shall I go about
explaining this? Well it all happened when one of my friends worked
at a plastic molding company. He made a Dildo for one of his friends
girlfriend. This would be very offensive for him to give it to
his friend as meaning he is not man enough for her so I took it.
Yes, the logic is mind boggling. Well I take it back to school
with me and show Joe. Joe is quite taken aback that I now have
a Dildo. He beats me until I put it away. Well, one day me , Joe
and Tim Branham go bowling. While there I pull out the Dildo to
show Tim, and pretty much anybody else who was looking our way.
I even tried to put it in the holes on the bowling balls but it
was too big. Joe kept yelling for me to put it up. Finally I did.
We go to leave, and Joe tells me I have to ride in the back. He
drives a CRX that has no back seat. Just a flat spot and a hatch.
Well, on the back road of ETSU, it has like twenty speed bumps.
I'm talking about speed bumps from hell. The ones you have to
slow down to 5 MPH. Well Joe hits them going about 40. I have
no seatbelt. I have no way of not being thrown around. Well, that
was not enough for Joe. He does a U-turn and drives over the speed
bumps again. And yes, which means he has to turn around and come
across them one more time. Well, I felt like Hell. You could have
put me in a barrel and dropped me from a thirty story building
and it would have probably felt about the same. Well, when we
get to the room. I look in my pockets for My Dildo. Hell, Joe
can't do much to me now so I should have some fun out of him.
However, My Dildo is gone? Damn, I must have left it at the bowling
alley. I say this out loud. Joe says, What? I tell him I can't
find my dildo. I must have left it at the bowling alley. I tell
him we have to go back to get it. Joe refuses. In fact Joe looks
like he could lose it. He won't even let me call the bowling alley
to ask them if they found a Dildo. Oh well, I just don't know
about some people.