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Tai
Chi Chuan
How shall we go about this. Well, for a PE Al, Joe,
and myself decided to take Tai Chi Chuan. Since we were taking
Karate, we thought that would be fun. Well, little did we know our
instructor literally was off the boat from China. He had been in the
united states for about 2 weeks when class started. Well, the first
day started off interestingly with our Master Howe Zhe trying to
pronounce our names. Well, he got to Allen S. Millllleeeer, and he
turned the roll over to a student to take the roll. Tai Chi Chuan
was quite fun. We learned press hands and many other moves. Then one
day in class one of the girls wanted to know how it could help her
if she was attacked. Well, Master Howe while talking to the girl
pointed to Me and said me show on someone bigger, and said Him there
he fat......... Then I gave him a look of I'm going to kill you, and
in Master Howe's mind he realized that fat isn't a very
complimentary thing to say in English. He then said I mean big boy.
Then he got me and lead me around the room with some bizarre
maneuvers. Well, I was really enjoying the class, and wanted to make
a good impression on Master Howe, so I decided I would find a dog,
and bring it back to my dorm room for Joe to cook it for Master
Howe. We all know the Chinese love cooked dog.... Ok maybe I can't
back that up. I did look for a while for a lost dog. Then I ran my
idea by Joe and he was very disturbed. Joe would not agree to
cooking a dog. Well, later into the semester Master Howe had
discovered the wonders of alcohol. We saw him walking home one night
with a beer in hand. Then a few times before class would begin,
Master Howe would walk in with his hair a mess, and go sit in a
corner with his hands over his face recovering from a hang over. Yet
another case of America showing good will to foreigners with alcohol
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